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Poster: William Tell Date: Aug 19, 2009 7:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: PM falls from grace; sales start tomorrow!

Yes! Please do! As soon as you all run me off, why, I could start raking in the big bucks on my "Tell All" (get it? jeeezzz, the laughs are starting already! I was born for this!) lecture tour...$1000 a pop...start at B Dalton's with signings of my memoir "Forumiations: William Tell's Inspired LMA Postings and other Insights to Live By" [byline: riveting reading, detailed accounts of the "Forum Wars", amazing stories of "Troll Attacks", insipid descriptions of socalled "friends", find out everything about the likes of "Dire", and "Arbuthnot" and...]

Well, what'd ya think?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Aug 19, 2009 7:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: PM falls from grace; sales start tomorrow!

B Dalton's?? Dont sell yourself short my friend. You will be starting off with Borders and Barnes & Noble. Soon you will be asked to give lectures on the college circuit and share the stage with the likes of William Vollman, Peter Matthiessen, and Jeff Eugenides. A new socialistic science will be necessitated to control the crowds fawning upon and riveted to your every word.

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Poster: Jerrob Hungar Date: Aug 19, 2009 8:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: PM falls from grace; sales start tomorrow!

Don't forget the guest spot on the Simpsons!